Children don't come with instruction books? How am I supposed to know what to do with two children? Here we go anyway!
Monday, December 15, 2008
Conversations with Emma
Monday, December 8, 2008
Random Musings
I like church, but I don't know why I have to wear stockings. They are not my favorite.
Emma's Mommy speaking now : I have been thinking lately (which is always dangerous) and there are a few (yes, I said few) things I don't understand. Maybe some other mothers will agree with me. First of all, why do some baby socks have tread on the bottom. They are not going anywhere, much less even keeping them on. I have a better idea, put tread on the inside of the sock so they can't kick them off. My second question has to do with clothing. Many of Emma's pants and jackets have pockets. Why do babies need pockets. Is it to hide the candy that everyone is always trying to take from them (that saying never made sense either, who gives candy to babies?) ?I find that many of my clothes don't have pockets and I need them, but Emma has them in abundance, maybe she can hold my keys. My last statement will be about baby shoes, again they are not walking. I think they are just to punish the child to make them feel as uncomfortable as we are. They also punish the parent who has to squeeze them on wiggly feet and try to make it home with both shoes still in possession! Just a few thoughts while you are sitting at home with nothing to do but think (ha, ha)! Last I will leave you with a random question that plagues my friend, Norman. Why does Goofy (who is a dog) wear clothes and talk, but Pluto (who is also a dog) wears no clothes, doesn't talk, and has a master? Think about it.
Monday, December 1, 2008
What a Thanksgiving!
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